Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
there is glitter all over my balls
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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