YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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