Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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