It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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