i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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