We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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