Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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