I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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