Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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