Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
be right there i have to get my cape
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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