I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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