i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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