it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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