i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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