You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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