If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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