why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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