Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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