so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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