I just made out with a guy for $7.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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