Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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