And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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