definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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