I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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