Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
she pinky promised me she was 18
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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