What a fucking waste of an outfit
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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