we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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