Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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