So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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