He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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