Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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