You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
