i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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