Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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