party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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