that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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