does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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