That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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