Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Still dying that you shit outside
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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