This is the prime rib incident all over again
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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