Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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