We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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