At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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