If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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