thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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