nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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