PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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