Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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