we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Alive.
So much puke
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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