It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
