I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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