Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize