ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's blow job season.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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