Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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