P.S. I can't hear my feet
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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