OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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