Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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